Links are relatively important on the Internet. Fortunately, I have some. They are: blog.asurroca.com, docs.asurroca.com, id.asurroca.com, photos.asurroca.com

Wait. You should not have clicked any of them. If you are reading this, you likely have not clicked any of said links.

At any rate, I'm Alfonso Surroca. I was born well before last Thursday, and I've got a job—that's more than unemployed people can say for themselves. I spend a lot of time playing video games and listening to music, and I waste my time going to school with a bunch of emofags and hipsters.

That's the gist of it, but I'll make sure to waste moar bandwidth soon.